
Once again, the world has rewarded the stupid with fame. A man walks out into the street, dancing to a song, and then gets creamed by an ice cream truck (not joking...Google it). One would think the fault would lie with the brainless guy who walked into the road to impress his video-camera wielding friends…but no. This not-so-clever artiste of “the Dougie” dance has sued the ice cream truck driver for damages (broken leg, arm, ribs, etc).
When a person can walk out in front of a truck (voluntarily, mind you…TO DANCE IN THE ROAD), and then sue the driver for injuries sustained…somebody needs to re-study the definition of true 'justice'. Solomon said it best: “A whip for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, and an ice cream truck for the back of a fool trying to dance in the middle of the road...” (Revised Herndon Version-Proverbs 26:3)
Moral: Friends don't let friends do "the Dougie".
Spare the rod, ram with the ice cream truck.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA! This one made my week, Josh!
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